Anabolic Steroids
VerifiedSelling the real deal!!!!! Hello support, I tried launching a business on your platform but I think I skipped the ‘legal’ step. My entire business plan was: Step 1 – list product, Step 2 – profit, Step 3 – panic. Currently stuck between Step 2 and Step 3. Please send help.
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About Anabolic Steroids
Anabolic Steroids is a verified auctioneer on Awkies, serving buyers and sellers in Hermanus. They specialize in bringing quality items to market through our secure online platform.
Policies & Terms
Return Policy
Return Policy (Short answer: lol no) Returns are accepted only under the following conditions: The item turns into a different object overnight It gains sentience and refuses to live with you You can beat me in rock-paper-scissors (best of 3) Timeline: Returns must be requested within 5 minutes of regret setting in Exceptions: "My mom said no" is not a valid reason
Terms & Conditions
Terms & Conditions (aka “Don’t be weird”)
All items are sold as-is, vibes included.
If you win the auction, congrats — you are now emotionally attached to the item. No take-backs.
Payment must be made before we both pretend this never happened.
Any attempt to negotiate after winning will result in me staring at my phone in disappointment.
By bidding, you agree that this is probably a bad idea… but a funny one.
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